"I am thinking of setting up an Institute in another city. I like your straightforward approach to things and the easy manner in which you make friends with other women. You gain instant respect not only from your appearance but in the manner you put things to people. I have a great deal of confidence in you and knowing your past business experience want to offer you the new directorship. You can take your training here. You will be well rewarded, I assure you. Please think it over tonight and tell me what you think in the morning."

Miss Green was flattered with the proposition and smiled happily.

"Thank you for the compliment," she said. "Of course I'll think it over."

That was a year ago, a tremendously happy year. There is no longer any need for the yams since they would be quite redundant considering my figure. The new Institute is an enormous success, so much so that we have quite a waiting list. Thus far we have only had women, as might be expected, but I am understanding and prepared. Should any TV be interested they need only write to me, Miss Dorothy Green at "The More Feminine You Institute," and I will be happy to make an appointment. All matters are handled confidentially.

THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM! IT'S ONE DETENTION FOR BOOTS....AND TWO FOR STOCKING FEET!

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JUGHEAD, YOU

THE GIRLS

THAT'S DIFFERENT!

KNOW BOOTS AREN'T ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!

WEAR

THEM!

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I DIDN'T BRING ANY SHOES!

....WHAT'LL I DO??